OWWWWWWWWWWW why? why do i do these things to myself? This never would have happened if i hadn't gone to Hungry Jacks that day all those years ago and helped to convince Kaighan to drink the 'special' drink we made him for a dollar .. . . . because that started me daring people to do stupid things for a dollar and if they refused i'd say 'Kaighan would do it are you less of a man than Kaighan?' unfortunately this stuck and everyone started doing it and eventually it back fired on me (repeatedly) but right now i'm feeling it worse than ever before . . . . It started like this

Suzi "do it ya know ya wanna give u a dollar"
Me "Na"
Suzi "Kaighan would do it, are you less of a man than Kaighan. . . . actually you probably are because you could never do it anyways"
Me *damn it* "i hate you . . . fine!"

It ended with me eating a whole 876gram steak in one sitting (took me half an hour but i did it) and now i feel like my stomach is about to explode my left arm hurts and i have severe indegestion (but admittedly it was the best steak ive ever eaten until about half way through that is)

Unfortunately i can't say that it will never happen again because i am a fool!!

the end